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this is so awsome!
Malefor: I would not be so foolish as to use the word "kind" in your request, worthless human. Now hurry up and be done with your photo shoot...or else...
Photographer: (Getting more nervous) Y...y...y...yes, m...m...my lord...s...sir...
The photographer takes his pictures. Malefor dismisses him so he can get the film developed.
Later...
Photographer: H...h...here, my lord. The p...pictures are d...d...done.
Malefor takes the pictures from the photographer and looks through them.
Malefor: (Inaudibly speaking to self)
Photographer: *GULP*
Malefor: Hmmm...I suppose I should be inclined to say that these are suitable. Here is your pay. (Gives photographer a single gold coin) Buy your dinner, then return to your cell.
Photographer: Yes, my lord. Th..Thank you, my lord.
Malefor: *about to kill Spyro* Did you really think that two, small dragons could destroy me? The most powerful being in the universe?!?!
*BOOM*
Malefor: What the...?
Stabbs: *walks through hole in the wall, holding a large knife, points at Malefor* YOU! Your comming with me!
Malefor: ...where?...
Stabbs: To the deepest pits of hell, THAT SATAN HIMSELF CAN PERSONALLY PROVIDE!
Malefor: HAH! You cannot possibly defeat me, you freak!
Stabbs: ...are you talking to me?
Malefor: ¬_¬
Stabbs: Are you talking to ME!?!?!?!
Malefor: ...
Stabbs: ARE U...TALKIN...TO MEEE?!?!?!
Malefor: 0.0
Stabbs: I'M GONNA HANG YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES WHILE BEATING YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN SPINE!!! *take out a chainsaw, starts chainsaw, pours petrol on saw, lights petrol*
HAHAHA! IZ COWARD KILLING TIME!!!
*Charges towards Malefor screaming like a psychopath gone psycho, eyes bloodshot, foaming at mouth*
Malefor: HELP! HELP! MADMAN ON THE LOSE!
*tries to fly away, Stabbs grabs his tail and pull him back down*
Stabbs: Alright Malefor...time to die!
Malefor: AAAAAAAARGH!!! *Stabbs drags Malefor to dark area of room, can only hear malefor screaming, sound of hacking, screaming stops, ripping noise, slight gurgling noise*
Cynder: D: ...dear god...
Spyro: God?...This guys SATAN or something...
Stabbs: *walks out of darkness, covered in blood*
He thinks he's evil?...I shit on evil...*walks away*